The Crazys Are Out Tonight

Ahhhh Halloween. In college this was like my most favoriteist holiday ever. Now, eh. Gross, I’m old.

Actually I don’t think it is as much that I am old, as much as it is that I don’t really have any confirmed plans. If I was going to a fun party, oh I would be all over this ishmael. I’m not going to get into why I haven’t confirmed plans yet, because I do have options thank you very much, but it is just a boring story about work and etc. blah.

So anyways, on a trip to Duane Reade for wheat thins this week I giggled when I saw a little cheap devil headband. Then I bought it. So if I go out tonight, and since I didn’t have time to costume shop this week, I will have to wear that.

Now this presents a problem for me as my mind likes to think waaayyy too into things and I get all self-conscious and well it sucks. The problem is this: this “costume” (so not a costume) could be interpreted by many (ie. people like me) who are wearing costumes as “OK WHAT is wrong with that girl she sucks. She is “too cool” to wear a real costume or what?”. Or it could be interpreted by others as my attempt to be “cute” and failing. Gross.

Lucky for me I think I am just going to intake bad things for my body, go to a scary movie and bust out my devil headband in a non-party scene. HAPPY HALLOWEEN Y’ALL!