And So It Happened

Out of the corner of my eye I see him approaching. He's got really big glasses and a really angry face. This could be potentially upsetting.

He places his hand on my cube.

I.T. Man: [SHOUT VOICE] So I see that you have been using SMS text on your blackberry.

Oh Shit.

Me: Uhhhh...

I'm smiling. Why am I smiling? You smile in uncomfortable situations. Remember high school chemistry class when you got kicked out of class for giggling about dirty words on your friend's calculator and burning someone's plastic pencil on the bunson burner? You smiled then. It's just what you do. STOP smiling. Oh God he's going to get more angry...

I.T. Man: [STILL SHOUTING] Our plan doesn't include texting so we have to pay for each one. No more of that. It's just for business purposes from here on out.

Me: [still freaking smiling] Sure, OK, yes. mmm hmm.

He stalks away.

Oh God. That sucked. That blackberry is never to be used again. Damn...hitting people up on bbm made me feel really cool.