Regret

5 Ways to Interact with the Hot Office Boy Who Looks Like Brad Pitt in the Neighboring Office

1. Get stuck in the elevator with him and make a witty comment about the pains of office employment
2. Walk by him in the hallway and give a lovely “come get me” smile
3. Strike up a conversation with one of his co-workers thus forcing him to join in
4. Walk by him in the hallway and drop a pen. Proceed with the “bend and snap” move made famous by Legally Blonde
5. Don’t break his nose while performing the bend and snap move

1 Way to Not Interact with the Hot Office Boy Who Looks Like Brad Pitt in the Neighboring Office

1. Finding yourself engrossed in a never-ending feud with the hallway door and your key that is too retard to open said door. Spot Hot Office Boy coming at you at lightning speed and spit out an illegible “grr he HI er” and still not manage to open the door.