This Post Has No Title Since it is Really Random

So today I applied to be a dogwalker. Yes, I am serious.

This idea occurred to me when I saw a commercial where an adorable little dog is stuck in a dark crate at a kennel and gets all excited when it seems as though a family is going to pick him. And then they just walk away and the poor thing is left standing there confused. IT IS SO SAD. Like the saddest commercial I have ever seen.

So I have taken action. By applying to the Maryland SPCA to help lonely dogs have bright sunshiney days by my loving presence. But only on Saturdays and Sundays, please people I have a life.

Moving on. Why, I ask you WHY, do I bother spending 29238u4983274 dollars on getting my pants drycleaned when the first day I wear them I spill something on them. I swear this happens a lot, at least way more then it should. Today's spillage has consisted of coffee, plus a worse stain from the Tide Stick on top of the coffee stain and finally a little splash of dressing from my salad. I look hot.

Lastly, an office pet peeve. We have one, scratch that a few, people in my office who like to email you a question. That is fine. Then when you don't reply like STAT they email you again and say, "I still haven't figured it out yet, I could really use your help like now." Then they email again in the next few minutes with the words of the thing they need in the subject line with multiple ? and !. Ex: "Thing I need?? Like Now!!!" I'll tell you what I'll do with that thing you need...$#5&??!!

UPDATE

I swear I am really not an angry person.